I have disturbed myself!

[dreamwaffles]

So I yanked this list-questionnaire-thingy from indeedsir, and applied it to Sherlock Holmes, and now I am suffering from weird mental images and evil fic ideas.  I shall now inflict them on you.  Because...I had fun even though I'm now mildly disturbed!

1.            Sherlock Holmes

2.            Mrs. Hudson

3.            Dr. Watson

4.            Inspector Lestrade

5.            Inspector Gregson

6.            Inspector Hopkins

7.            Mycroft Holmes

8.            Professor Moriarty

9.            Irene Adler

10.        Mary Morstan

11.        Colonel Moran

12.        Queen Victoria

 

 

Have you read 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
Hopkins/Moran?  Never have, and never want to.

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Lestrade?  Er, not terribly.

What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
…A child of Queen Victoria and Professor Moriarty?  -brain explodes-  I think that…it’s a good thing that never happened, because that child would wind up ruling the world.

Can you rec any fic(s) about 9?
Irene Adler...er...An Ideal Husband has some femslash with her, I think.

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Mrs. Hudson and Hopkins?  WHAT?

…I mean, no.

5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Gregson/Irene or Gregson/Mary?  Um, I have no idea.  Probably…Gregson/Mary, just because that gets her away from Watson. :P

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
Mycroft walks in on Mrs. Hudson and Queen Victoria?  -brain explodes again-

So much for Queen Victoria not believing in lesbians.

I think Mycroft would blink a few times and leave.

Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

Watson/Mary Morstan.  Um….The Sign of Four. : )

Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Holmes/Moriarty?  No, that’s a hateslash pairing.  I’ve never seen fluff for it.

Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
Mycroft/Victoria? –brain dies a third time-

Okay, okay…um…crap, I’m really bad at titles…Noblesse Oblige?

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
Mycroft slash?  There’s a few people, I’m sure.

Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Watson het?  …I reiterate, Sign of Four…

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Colonel Moran…I don’t think so.  He’s just not in enough fics.  Or canon, for that matter.

Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
Mrs. Hudson/Lestrade/Gregson?  I don’t think so, but now my mind is filled with terrible, horrifying possibilities.

What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
Mary Morstan?  She’d…oh god, I really don’t want to speculate.

If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?
A songfic about Professor Moriarty.  A songfic about Professor Moriarty.  A songfic about Professor Moriarty.

Um…maybe “Good ‘n Evil” from Jekyll and Hyde.

If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
Holmes/Hopkins/Queen Victoria?

…we are not amused.

What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Mrs. Hudson to Mary Morstan…I have no idea.  I just can’t picture it.

When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Gregson?  Um, not recently.  He was featured as a sockpuppet in a silly!fic, though.

What is 6's super-secret kink?
Hopkins’ super-not-so-secret-kink is that he’s totally into Holmes. :P

Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
Would Moran shag Irene Adler?  Sure.  Irene would have to be wasted, though.

If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
Watson/Mycroft?  -brain dies yet again-

Um, probably…okay, no, I just can’t make myself picture it.

"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3."
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Holmes is in a happy relationship with Irene Adler until Irene runs away with Inspector Lestrade.  Holmes, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Colonel Moran and a brief, unhappy affair with Queen Victoria, then follows the wise advice of Inspector Gregson and finds true love with Dr. Watson.

HA IT WAS MEANT TO BE!

-cough-

I mean, I would title it…A Long Way Home.  Because…I suck at titles.

I think that nianeyna, romanshoes, and inoru_no_hoshi would read it, and elenac from good ‘ol cox_and_co should write it.

How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
Mycroft/Moriarty?

Actually…though it would be weird and strange and psychotic, it would be incredibly fascinating.

Great, now I want to write a fic for it. –headdesk-

Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Mrs. Hudson, hot?  Um, no.

12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Queen Victoria would send Professor Moriarty to…to…assassinate…someone.  Or…smuggle something.  Yeah.  And it would succeed, but Holmes would track him down and…pwn all.  Yeah.

What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Gregson’s a police inspector.  He probably wouldn’t.  That aside…maybe…no, he wouldn’t get arrested.

If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Mycroft vs. Moriarty.  Hm, lemme think about that for a second.  Massive, brilliant, good-hearted albeit obese man vs. criminal mastermind…

Well, while no criminal would dare mess with Moriarty, I know that Mycroft isn’t creating plans to kill me in my sleep, so I’ll go with Mycroft.

 

Okay, I'm done now.  If you want to dare one another to actually write something from the list, be my guest.  (And if anyone actually tries to write Mycroft/Moriarty...I'd kind of like to see it, just because I'm trying my best to kill my brain before I'm 20, and all.)

Comments

OT

[esteven]

Sorry, but I only just realized that you had friended me and have friended in return. I also see that you like Holmes and Watson. :D

I hope to see you more often at mandc_read

loves your shippy icon

Re: OT

[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

D'aww, thank you. :) -ish happy-

Good to see you. Are you a Holmes fan too?

Re: OT

[esteven]

:D I'm not as crazy about Holmes than about the Aubreyad, but I love reading the stories and fanfic here and there.

Do you like the books only or watch the movies and series too? I know Basil Rathbone doesn't much look like Holmes, but he is my favourite (apart from Jeremy Brett)

Re: OT

[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

I love the books, but I also adore the Granada series with Jeremy Brett in it. Edward Hardwicke is the best Watson EVAH.

Re: OT

[esteven]

Yes, he is very good and he and Brett play off each other well. There are also some nice fics around.

[romanshoes.livejournal.com]

This is amazing and I love you.

[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

Love you too, darling. :P